This quote comes from The Light Fantastic by Terry Pratchett
"Rincewind, all the shops have been smashed open, there was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instruments, can you believe that?"
"Yeah," said Rincewind, picking up a knife and testing the blade thoughtfully. "Luters I expect."
This one just made me laugh out loud. How couldn't it, it's so corny!
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